do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone
can i make an exchange?
Next time you touch me, I will bite off your fucking pinkies and shove them in you’re eye sockets
Its no surprise that you’re a piece of shit who thinks he owns everything, so why do you act all surprised when I treat you for what you are?